But fortunately (unfortunately?) still the same TILP. Welcome to 2020 everybody, we made it!
This year is going to be a great one, full of hope! I can feel it!
:Opens twitter, gasps in horror at the state of the world, closes twitter and throws phone into the lake:
Well, then.
As mentioned in TILP 124, this is my one and only New Year’s Resolution. I don’t normally partake in resolution making, due to the fact that maybe 14 total people stick to their resolutions each year, and I am way too lazy and unmotivated to be one of those 14. But, for you, dear listeners and readers, I will make the effort. And that’s a TILP Guarantee(TM) that you can take to the bank!*
Here’s to another year of bad sex writing, terrible products, and more poop-related stories than should be allowed by law!
*TILP Guarantees(TM) hold no actual value, are not guaranteed in any way, and will, in fact, reduce the overall value of your entire portfolio.